Saturday, 25 April 2015


You're so fat, when you walked in front of the telly I missed a whole series of friends!

Fat people Twinkies

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? No, because I'm not thinking about Twinkies.


If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Sunday, 22 March 2015


There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

Wii Fit

You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit


Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down

Monday, 9 March 2015


You made as huge of an impression on me as you did on the Richter scale.


I searched your name on Wikipedia but kept getting redirected to "Jupiter".


Sometimes I think I see hotdog carts follow you like baby ducks following a mother duck.

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

Mickey D's

I know where you live. The closest McDonald's.