Fat People Insults

Sunday 31 July 2016

The last time you went camping, you were mistaken for a bear!

You don't need the internet to be world-wide.

You're so far that when you fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

You're so fat, when you decided to get a water bed, you bought bedding for Lake Superior.

You buy your dresses at the tent store!

Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

When you step on the scale it begs you to GET OFF!

You are the reason they changed one size fits all to one size fits most.

Did you go to space yesterday? Because I saw two moons

You're so fat you fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.