Sunday, 22 March 2015


There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

Wii Fit

You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit


Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down

Monday, 9 March 2015


You made as huge of an impression on me as you did on the Richter scale.


I searched your name on Wikipedia but kept getting redirected to "Jupiter".


Sometimes I think I see hotdog carts follow you like baby ducks following a mother duck.

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

Mickey D's

I know where you live. The closest McDonald's.

Monday, 1 December 2014

Pounds of fat

She looks like a million bucks, if those bucks were pounds of fat.

Sunday, 30 November 2014

Seafood diet

He's on a seafood diet... When he sees food, he eats it!

Stomach full of goodies!

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.