Tuesday, 2 December 2014

Mickey D's

I know where you live. The closest McDonald's.

Monday, 1 December 2014

Pounds of fat

She looks like a million bucks, if those bucks were pounds of fat.

Sunday, 30 November 2014

Seafood diet

He's on a seafood diet... When he sees food, he eats it!

Stomach full of goodies!

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Saturday, 29 November 2014

Fat person mother joke

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Friday, 28 November 2014

Bill gates liposuction

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

Thursday, 27 November 2014

Oomph!

She's a real Ooomph girl. When she sits on a sofa, it goes Ooomph!

Theme parks discount

You're so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Impressive?

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Jaywalking on the sidewalk

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.