Sunday, 23 November 2014

Cow man

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

Group insurance fat people insults

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

Shoe shining fat person insult

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!

Friday, 21 November 2014

Stretch marks

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

Thursday, 20 November 2014

Concrete steps with fat people

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

Dry feet and cold feet!

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

Wednesday, 19 November 2014


Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I started yelling down the alley while you're in an all you can eat?

Brothers with pacman

You know why they say you and pacman are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating, and if you did, you'd probably die!

Nasa's new project for fatties

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

If only fat kids could play basketball.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.