Saturday, 21 December 2013

Front Door Back Door Fat Person Insult

You're so fat when you come in the front door you come out the back door!

Bouncing Bullets Fat Person Joke

You're so fat that when you get shot with a bullet, the bullets bounce back!

Fat Tsunami Joke

You're so fat when you fart under the water you cause a Tsunami!

Sunday, 10 November 2013

A picture of you fat people insults

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Jumbo sized fat joke

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Fat person comment

He has so many chins, you can't be sure of which one he's going to talk out of next.

Fat people insults

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Ragu fat person joke

When the doctor was about to perform surgery they found your blood type was Ragu!

Good fat person comeback

I know, but you don't have time to be teasing me, you've obviously got enough on your plate already.

Mirror fat person insult

You would crack mirrors if you could see the whole of yourself in them!