Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Impressive?

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Jaywalking on the sidewalk

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

Monday, 24 November 2014

Broaden your horizons

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

Sunday, 23 November 2014

Cow man

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

Group insurance fat people insults

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

Shoe shining fat person insult

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!

Friday, 21 November 2014

Stretch marks

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

Thursday, 20 November 2014

Concrete steps with fat people

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

Dry feet and cold feet!

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

Working

Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I started yelling down the alley while you're in an all you can eat?