This site contains lots of funny fat people insults to tell to that slightly plump guy or gal who you really hate. So, have a look through our fat people insults collection!
Tuesday 2 December 2014
Monday 1 December 2014
Sunday 30 November 2014
Saturday 29 November 2014
Fat person mother joke
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
Friday 28 November 2014
Thursday 27 November 2014
Wednesday 26 November 2014
Tuesday 25 November 2014
Jaywalking on the sidewalk
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
Monday 24 November 2014
Sunday 23 November 2014
Saturday 22 November 2014
Group insurance fat people insults
You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
Shoe shining fat person insult
You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!
Friday 21 November 2014
Thursday 20 November 2014
Wednesday 19 November 2014
Working
Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I started yelling down the alley while you're in an all you can eat?
Brothers with pacman
You know why they say you and pacman are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating, and if you did, you'd probably die!
Tuesday 18 November 2014
If only fat kids could play basketball.
You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
Monday 17 November 2014
Sunday 16 November 2014
Saturday 15 November 2014
Friday 14 November 2014
Thursday 13 November 2014
Single file at a wedding...
When she walked down the aisle with her groom, they had to walk single file.
I tried to be nice!
Fat? You're not fat, you're just ....oh, hell, OK. You are fat. Very fat indeed, in fact
Wednesday 12 November 2014
Tuesday 11 November 2014
Fat person your picture last christmas
You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
Monday 10 November 2014
Dreamy fat person
He's the kind of fella that girls dream about at night -- it's better than seeing him in the light.
The bakery called!
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
Sunday 9 November 2014
Saturday 8 November 2014
Inner beauty obese joke
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
Friday 7 November 2014
But pushups are impossible for you!
You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
Are fat people beautiful joke
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
Thursday 6 November 2014
Big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
Wednesday 5 November 2014
Tuesday 4 November 2014
Pringle Fat People Insults
You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
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