A picture of you fat people insults

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Jumbo sized fat joke

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Fat person comment

He has so many chins, you can't be sure of which one he's going to talk out of next.

Fat people insults

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

Ragu fat person joke

When the doctor was about to perform surgery they found your blood type was Ragu!

Good fat person comeback

I know, but you don't have time to be teasing me, you've obviously got enough on your plate already.

Mirror fat person insult

You would crack mirrors if you could see the whole of yourself in them!

Whale fat person joke

You fell in the tank at seaworld and the manager thought you were the resident whale!

When a fat person falls over joke

You're so fat, even weightwatchers couldn't help you... up!

Recession fat people jokes

The recession was caused because you stopped eating for a day!

Two part fat joke

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you! ..but wait, you've never had sex!

Great insult for a fat person

There's more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

Good comeback to use against fat people

You're the reason god created double doors!

Mean fat insult

A doughnut short of being a cop.

Good fat person comeback

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

Stomach

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.