Fat People Insults: 2015

Saturday, 5 September 2015

You're so fat that if you were to haul a**, you would have to make two trips!

At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs

She's so fat, she has the only car in town with stretch marks.

You're so fat, when you walked in front of the telly I missed a whole series of friends!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? No, because I'm not thinking about Twinkies.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit

Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down

You made as huge of an impression on me as you did on the Richter scale.

I searched your name on Wikipedia but kept getting redirected to "Jupiter".

Sometimes I think I see hotdog carts follow you like baby ducks following a mother duck.