Supermarket

There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

Wii Fit

You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit

Chins

Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down

Earthquake

You made as huge of an impression on me as you did on the Richter scale.

Wikipedia

I searched your name on Wikipedia but kept getting redirected to "Jupiter".

Ducks

Sometimes I think I see hotdog carts follow you like baby ducks following a mother duck.