Conclusion

You're so fat you couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

Family Guy Fat Person Insult

Lifeguard: Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board. Peter: That's not a van, that's my son.

Cruel fat person joke

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. "How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?", he asked. Quickly, the Doctor replied, "That would be easy. Cut your head off."

South Park Fat People Insult

Kyle: "You're such a big fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people stop and say 'God DAMN! That's a big fat ass!'"

Fifty pounds of crack

Did you get arrested at the airport for drug smuggling? It seems you bent over and someone saw fifty pounds of crack.

Jewish Fat People Insult

Basically a guy had this really large, ugly woman coming onto him at a party, and towards the end of the night, she got really annoyed, and just came up to him, "Look, do you want to eat me out or not?" His reply: "Sorry, but I'm jewish. I'm not allowed to eat pig."

Photo insult

I'm sorry, but if you want me to take your photo, I'm gonna have to charge for a family sitting.

High heels

If you left the house in flip flops, you'd come back wearing high heels!

Belly button

Yo mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.