Anorexia

Hello, I see you have beaten anorexia then

Calories

I decided to burn some calories today, set a fat kid on fire.

Threesome

Ben & Jerry: the two unfortunate buggers who complete a fat girl's threesome.

Inuit

They say the Inuit Eskimos have over 100 words for snow. Thats **** all, I've just had a look on match.com and women have well over 1000 words for fat.

Patronus

Is your patronus a cake?

Mcdonalds

Why is it that pubs won't serve me if I'm drunk but McDonald's continue serving the fatties? It's hardly fair.

Fat Girl

Nobody wants a fat girl, and your dad doesn't want to be the one stuck paying your hospital bills when you're so big you can't move.

Distraction

Distracting fat people is easy... it's a piece of cake.

Donut Holes

I throw donut holes at fat people.

Karma

Karmas a bitch, but you didn't have to eat her and her whole family. Damn!