This site contains lots of funny fat people insults to tell to that slightly plump guy or gal who you really hate. So, have a look through our fat people insults collection!
Sunday 31 July 2016
Thursday 28 July 2016
Friday 15 July 2016
Friday 24 June 2016
Lake superior
You're so fat, when you decided to get a water bed, you bought bedding for Lake Superior.
Tuesday 21 June 2016
Friday 17 June 2016
Tuesday 14 June 2016
Monday 13 June 2016
Sunday 12 June 2016
Saturday 11 June 2016
Yeast infection
Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.
Friday 10 June 2016
A good place to eat
Have you ever walked up to a really fat person, and asked them for a good place to eat? Then when they look at you and say they don't know, you look at them, like, "You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we're going to be eating."
When a husband is honest
A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."
Thursday 9 June 2016
Sleeping disorder
A young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replies: "What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?"
Tuesday 7 June 2016
Hot air balloon
Do you remember the time you got in a hot air balloon? You probably don't, it was very short lived.
Monday 6 June 2016
Saturday 4 June 2016
Friday 3 June 2016
Wednesday 1 June 2016
Tuesday 31 May 2016
Monday 30 May 2016
Family Guy Fat Person Insult
Lifeguard: Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Peter: That's not a van, that's my son.
Saturday 28 May 2016
Cruel fat person joke
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. "How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?", he asked. Quickly, the Doctor replied, "That would be easy. Cut your head off."
South Park Fat People Insult
Kyle: "You're such a big fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people stop and say 'God DAMN! That's a big fat ass!'"
Thursday 26 May 2016
Fifty pounds of crack
Did you get arrested at the airport for drug smuggling? It seems you bent over and someone saw fifty pounds of crack.
Jewish Fat People Insult
Basically a guy had this really large, ugly woman coming onto him at a party, and towards the end of the night, she got really annoyed, and just came up to him, "Look, do you want to eat me out or not?"
His reply: "Sorry, but I'm jewish. I'm not allowed to eat pig."
Tuesday 24 May 2016
Photo insult
I'm sorry, but if you want me to take your photo, I'm gonna have to charge for a family sitting.
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